Stories

Due to the fun effects of surgery recovery and pain medication, I haven't posted for a while. I decided that for today's post, I am going to just put a few stories up here that I have been told over the last few days that made me smile. :)

(These were all in text format, so I'll put each text on a new line.)

Once upon a time, in a neighborhood not to far from where my parents live no, there was a war.
It began in the back porch, but soon spread across the entire yard...
Among these fearless warriors was justinius smileyous. He was an expert bowman and a swordsman. Incidentally, he had a rugged and heroic countenance.
As Justinius gazed over the battlefield he saw elves, humans and orcs fighting for their lives. Moving silently he perched near the garage.
He began firing arrows, taking down as many orcs as possible. Suddenly, he heard motion from behind!
He dropped his bow and began trying to ward off the orc cheif with his sword. He was struggling and losing hope.
Just as he was about to perish, his best friend flew into the fray! Justinius arose and they fought side by side with so much power the orcs began to retreat.
Both Justinius and his friend pulled out their bows and stopped the orcs from escaping.
They went back to the backyard, and mourned when they saw a fallen comrade...
(Insert picture of Justin's brother asleep in bed)
The mighty Jakius had fallen in battle. They wrapped him and buried him with honor.
After many more battles and wars, justinius resigned from the army, and sought out a beautiful princess...
(Insert picture of me at the hospital immediately before getting my tonsils out)
He found the most beautiful girl in all the land.
(Insert picture of Justin and Becca together)
The End

Once upon a time, there was a famous cowboy, Justin the Smile. He went from town to town, searching for adventure.
He and his trusty steed finally arrived in a little town called Provoton.
One day, Justin said to his steed, you need a name. I'll call you Charlie. Charlie smiled. He liked his new name.
He tried to find adventurous things to do, including going to rodeos, tournaments, and even attending BYU.
Even with so much to do, Justin and Charlie felt like they needed more in life. They joined a world famous rodeo.
They made it to the final round. The only opponent left was a beauty named Miss Becca. She has a nice horse named Abbey.
Justin vaguely remembered beating Becca at several foosball tournaments. :)
The gunshot sounded. Both Becca and Justin were giving it their all! Then with only seconds left, Justin caught a good look at Becca's face.
Captivated by her beauty, Justin was unprepared for Charlie's final buck, and he was thrown across the stadium.
Commercial Break! Buy Idaho potatoes! Because Idaho farmers are spuds!
Becca rushed over to see if he was okay. He wasn't so he was taken to the local doctor. Becca visited him all the time, and took care of Charlie.
Justin finally recovered and was glad he had only broken one arm. And he had a few bruises. But he was happy that he had met such an amazing girl. The end.

Justin R2 had just finished a long day at work. He got in his Mach 3000 Hover car and began to drive home.
He smiled when a song about bananas started playing. His hun had left her CD in the craft.
While he was driving/hovering, he noticed that there was a faint sound coming from above. He flew/hovered higher, till he was above the clouds.
While he was rising, a huge semi-hover vehicle was coming from behind at an incredible speed!
Fortunately his hun's dad had given him Super Tail Light 2500, so the semi saw him and swerved. Justin was safe. :)
Once Justin broke through the clouds, he saw the cause of the noise. A passenger space craft had malfunctioned. People were falling all over!
Thinking quickly, Justin R2 tied a parachute to the back of his vehicle. It opened up, and he began catching people.
After he caught everyone in sight, he heard one last scream. He saw his hun disappear in the clouds!
(Insert picture of diving super hero)
He set his craft on auto pilot and grabbed a jet pack and dove after his love!
When Becca PS2 saw her hun- a bolt of crimson- she knew she was safe.
He grabbed her, but as he was trying to slow down the switch broke!
He knew that the only way to save her would be to fly alongside another craft and get her inside. He went with the next convertible he saw.
He got her inside safely! But just as he was about to climb in, he was struck by a passing craft! The jet pack fell off and Justin R2 fell towards the earth a mile away.
Fortunately, before he reached the ground, Becca, wearing a jetpack that worked properly, saved him. :)
(Insert blurry picture of Justin and Becca)
And they lived happily ever after. The end.

So yeah... I may not be able to talk (I'm using a whiteboard and a marker right now to communicate), but I at least have some good entertainment! Until next time... when I'm hopefully able to talk and NOT drugged! :)